Horribly Punny Headlines

being actual punny headlines which appeared in real newspapers.


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    March Planned For Next August
 
    Blind Bishop Appointed To See
 
    Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip
 
    L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
 
    Patient At Death's Door -- Doctors Pull Him Through
 
    Latin Course To Be Canceled--No Interest Among Students, et al.
 
    Diaper Market Bottoms Out
 
    Croupiers On Strike--Management: "No Big Deal"
 
    Stadium Air Conditioning Fails -- Fans Protest
 
    Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
 
    Henshaw Offers Rare Opportunity to Goose Hunters
 
    Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based
 
    Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store
 
    Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
 
    Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
 
    Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
 
    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
 
    Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin
 
    Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
 
    Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man
 
    Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy
 
    Autos Killing 110 a Day -- Let's Resolve to Do Better
 
    20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar
 
    War Dims Hope For Peace
 
    If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
 
    Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
 
    Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation
 
    Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years


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