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Monday, October 30, 2006

Do you want a thicker pen1s?

Penis cross section, courtesy of Mrs. Loretta Bobbitt ;-) Just how thick are these godawfully vulgar p0rn spammers? Thick as two short planks, I should damn well think! Effing arse bandits! I get stuff like this every runtin' day. That and the get-it-up-agin viagra ads. Now it's the w*nk-while-taking-a-shite stockbroker scams (pump-and-dump schemes) too. Poncing pillocks, the lot of 'em. Today's picture, top left, shows a cross section of the p0rn spam I get, this bloody slice courtesy of the aptly surnamed Mrs. Loretta Bobbitt, maybe. And the shitty L-arse one I got yes-turd-day, sez my watchful virus-catcher, contains a virus that I think has infected my effing blog* :-( What virus? you may be arse-king? Crap question. The effing Coprolalia chavii virus of coarse(sic!).


Sunday, October 29, 2006

Professor Kakalios replies to my criticism

The Physics of Superheroes, by James Kakalios. Back on the 10th of October I took Jim Kakalios to task in this very blog for a simple mathematical error in chapter one of his popular science book "The Physics of Superheroes". Since then we have swapped Emails a number of times. This was his response to my blog-entry quoted verbatim :-
"You are quite right that strictly speaking the time Superman must
spend pushing off from the ground is closer to 20 - 30 milliseconds, 
rather than the longer 0.25 seconds used in my book.
I went with the longer time for two reasons:

(1)  Experiments with the students in my class over the years seemed to 
support the 1/4 second time,  and more importantly

(2)  I'm NOT actually trying to account for Superman's powers (which 
are clearly unphysical) but simpy trying to illustrate how acceleration 
is obtained from a change of speed in a given time period.  For the 
results in the second chapter, I would like this acceleration,
and hence the accompanying force, to be as low as possible, for its 
implications about the gravity on Krypton.  

If I used 25 msec for the time spent leaping, and then concluded that 
Krypton's gravity is 150 times larger than Earth's, one would not be 
surprised that such a planet could not be constructed. 
But 15 times Earth's gravity seems like it should be do-able - but 
even this relatively modest increase in gravity is hard to physically 
realize.  Thus, purely on pedagogic grounds, I have a vested interest
in keeping the time spent leaping as long as I can get away with.

After all, the purpose of the book is to try to explain physics in a fun 
and accessible manner, and NOT to provide "scientific explanations" for 
superpowers.  Clearly they are impossible.   And one thing you stated 
in the blog is not quite right - the book is not intended as a textbook, 
but as a popular science book for the general reader.  Most of the 
readers are not as adept in physics as you are - and I would expect 
that they would be bored with the level of physics I employ.

The discrepancy you bring up - 0.25 seconds vs 0.025 seconds - has been
caught by others.  One reader, arguing back and forth with me, finally 
said: "It'sjust not realistic that the time would be that long!"  At 
which point I replied:

"We are discussing the last son of the doomed planet Krypton, and his 
leaping a 30 story building in a single bound - and the time he spends 
jumping is the most unrealistic aspect of the problem?"

At which point he laughingly conceded.  

So - yes, technically - you are correct regarding the time to leap - but
then it spoils my discussion of Krypton.  Consequently I, as a long time 
comic book fan, choose to continue to suspend disbelief, and extend 
Superman's "miracle exception."  I still believe that a man can fly - 
by pushing off from the ground in 1/4 of a second!

Cheers,
Your Friendly Neighborhood Physics Professor,
Jim Kakalios"

This duly reported, I must beg to differ with the professor yet again, for - unlike him - I do not believe that the end justifies the means.

I think that as authors of scientific texts, we ( yes, there are over a half dozen such books bearing my name) are morally obliged to get our science right, have all our examples consistent and correct, and ensure all source code in our books runs correctly. If you make an error, OK, document it on the Errata page to warn readers. But please do not deliberately mislead readers with wrong arguments just to get a 'more desirable' result you need elsewhere; this is descending to the level of George Bush with his "WMD in Iraq" argument for an illegal war, for which he has become the most despised leader in the world. I am sure you would not want that.

Also, claiming it is acceptable because this is merely a 'popular science' book rather than a textbook, is I believe invalid. Because 'popular science' books are aimed at a wider (and more gullible) audience than pure textbooks, you are deliberately misleading more people. Readers (want to) trust us authors of textbooks and 'popular science' books, they do not want to have to verify every argument and each result for themselves. Let us not misplace the trust of our readers !

Since - as you report - several people have caught this error, maybe you should just log it on the Errata page online to save further readers expending time and effort and reading your book with this initial distrust?

In the meantime Jim has agreed to put this all onto his publisher's Errata page , but it has not appeared there (yet). The mills of the gods are faster than publishers' mills...


Friday, October 27, 2006

Friday feedback, funnies and 'fessups

Here are some of the comments, etc. you sent this week. First off, a big Thankyou to blogreader Helen Babby of California, USA, who knows that I am a keen motorcyclist. Helen sent me inter alia the sheet of US stamps showing American motorcycles which I display below. Left to right in the top row :-
  • a 1940 Indian Four. The 1940 entry in a series of deluxe, 4-cylinder motorcycles featured skirted fenders that partially covered the wheels, a controversial design innovation that soon became an Indian trademark. In 1940 the USA had not yet joined in WW 2, and so there was a market for luxury bikes like this Indian.
  • a 1918 Cleveland. Lightweight and affordable, the Cleveland was a popular motorcycle with a single cylinder 2.5 hp motor. Adverts claimed that it could achieve 75 mpg and reach up to 40 mph, and that on those 1918 dirt roads!
  • a 1970 Chopper. Blame Peter Fonda and Hollywood for this monstrosity ;-)
  • a 1965 Hardly-Ableson Electra-Glide, so christened because it introduced the electric starter to those tired of kicking over the big V-twin. Or hardly able, son.
US stamps : American Motorcycles.

Winston Rand objected to my divulging Rapunzel's little secret on wednesday :-

"Well, in 2 minutes you have destroyed several centuries of romantic myth. 
Next I suppose you will tell me that Snow White's 7 dwarfs were only 
figments of her warped personality dreaming of group sex with little 
people who have very large... noses... ;-)" 
Liz Hinds commented on Blooperman's Fizziks (my October 10th blog-entry), saying "Reading textbooks is a little bit geekish!" and adding "I did like Latin in school though. A sensible language and I didn't have to put on any funny accents!". So I replied to her short eMail with a longer one in Latin (evil grin ;-), to which she replied "You are seriously over-educated!", so we then continued in English, with her asking:
"Now a question for you: why doesn't eth (my mistyping of 'the') come up as
a spelling error? I have answered that for myself, or rather Mr Chambers
has. It's a letter, a barred D used in Old English. Of course."
prompted this reply from me:- "Because there were sounds in Old English (600-1100 AD) that were thought not to be represented by the Roman alphabet, Old English used runic characters for those sounds. The runes were "asc" (pronounced "ash") (æ), "eth" (ð), "thorn" (þ), and "wen" (looks similar to a "p" but with a smaller curved bow). Modern English has 26 letters (German has 30, with ä,ö,ü, and β), Latin 22."
Then we wrapped up the Latin conversation by listening to a Finnish Elvis imitator singing Elvis hits in Latin ;-) I don't think it gets much geekier than that ;-)

Jim Kakalios replied to my criticism of his book (see my October 10th blog-entry Blooperman's Fizziks), confirming his maths error which I found and blogged here. His reply deserves a blog-entry of its own however, which will appear here shortly.

Anna Pashen tells me she likes the science stuff and likes discussing world theories with science geeks at parties, when she's drunk enough to think she understands (her statement, not mine ;-). I offered to blog a deconstruction of string theory, comparing it with e.g. a non-commutative geometry, but both she and Indian UCSB postgrad Ch@ry ( who is Far from Sober) think that it might be a trifle heavy for most of my non-scientific readers. I shall leave out the maths, then I'll test your branes(!)

Haggiswurst is now back again, complaining about life in Mingleton town hall (q.v), so I recommended "What you need in dept S is this special tea mug, with a slot sized exactly for dunking McVitie's digestive biscuits :-)

Three-year blogger Peter C Harris has started a new blog, just for the labels. . .

Carl Rose (writing from Trinidad and Tobago) gives us this heads-up :-

"Don't know if you are aware, but the Royal Society has opened its 
archives [from 1665 on] for viewing and downloading, free till December. 
The web-site is http://www.journals.royalsoc.ac.uk
thought it might be of great interest to you [and the blog readership]".
Local photographer Peter Dück (Lichtenau) sent me his great photograph of my friend Marcus Kroll's tame(?) hunting eagle. Thanks, Peter.

I asked English teacher Malcolm Ford (whom I have not seen for almost 40 years!) to clarify me on when to use "which" vs. "that". I'll pass his tip on to my blogreaders :-

Which should be used for a subordinate clause, 
e.g. " I went to my grandmother's house, which was made of gingerbread" .
Whereas " I went to my grandmother's house that was made of gingerbread" 
implies she has more than one house and this one is made of gingerbread.

Blogreader Ivan, mailing from Kiev, thinks I should explain the latin pun I wrote in the article on Schumi, as not many may have got it. "Sic transit gloria (monday?)" means 'Fame in this world is fleeting (already by monday?)', and was a pun on the Latin quotation "Sic transit gloria mundi". Yes, I confess, my puns are bad. Puns on Monday(!) are especially bad. Bilingual English/Latin puns are worse, but any puns I might make about intergalactic German sausages are surely the Wurst of All ;-)

Jenny (presently in Ibiza) has ordered herself a Rule of History (see my blog entry dated October 22nd) and points us to the $10 Histomap. It is less portable though.

And to finish up on a motorcycle theme again, there was a Thankyou-note from Carlo Rimassa (UK), whom I'd been coaching on riding the old Nurburgring racetrack :-

"Hi there Stu, just a quick note to let you know I went to the Ring 
last weekend, and managed to do the Karussel banked corner, seven times.
I must have gone very slow because I was overtaken on the outside of it
during one lap, but I'm generally happy about it.
To be honest, it's a novelty but it's not a particularly pleasing or
interesting bend. Really just a way to connect the two gradients, but
that's it. Klostertal/SteilStrecken is far more beautiful, actually one of
the best in the whole circuit.

You advice was spot on, and very very useful. 
I thank you again for taking the time to explain to me what to do."
Well done, Carlo, glad I could help. But I'm only a 9-minute++ man these days; however YouTube has an eight-minute on-bike video of a Ring lap by Markus Barth :-)


Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Rapunzel's castle (13th century)

Rapunzel's castle, the Trendelburg.

As I mentioned when I showed you Sleeping Beauty's castle, Grimms' fairy tales were based on real locations. This is the Trendelburg, where Rapunzel let her hair down from the window for her lover to climb up the wall of the keep.

Next to the main house and the courtyard is a keep (a defence tower), dating from the 13th century. The keep has thick stone walls and a spiral staircase inside, in the photo you can see some of the arrow-slits in the wall for defending the footbridge into the castle walls. There is a circular room at the top, with a small window (on the right) which looked out over the single file (draw)bridge; nowadays replaced by a fixed concrete bridge, sadly. On the roof these days are various telephone repeater antennae and a boundary wire fence around the edge; ugly, ugly, ugly :-(

Stop reading now if you don't want the truth behind the fairy tale.

The small "window" at the top on the left was a toilet. Rapunzel and any other occupants could defacate into the stone chute below the window. This excellent manure dripped down the left wall of the keep, you can still see the lighter greenish trail down the side of the keep in the photo above. In the spring and summer grass grows into hefty little bushes all down that side. At the end of summer, when the grass dries off in the heat, it turns yellow/brown from the original green. The long dry yellow/brown grass tufts all merge together to make a long and blond 'mane'. THIS was the "hair" of Rapunzel which her lover climbed ;-) And so it was certainly not the beauty of her face that he saw first ;-) That's my crappy theory, anyway ;-)

You may resume reading here.)

The castle sits on a promontory high above the river Diemel, barely 40 miles from where we live. In fact, my wife and I spent our wedding night in the small round tower, because the main house is now a hotel with a fine restaurant. The hotel still contains magnificent carved cupboards and suits of armour from the middle ages, together with beautifully inlaid dining chests a few hundred years old, almost hidden quiet reading corners, converted fireplaces, and a nicely restored staircase. I recommend the dining.


Monday, October 23, 2006

Thank you, Schumi!

Michael Schumacher's career ends 16 years of first class formula one racing. Thankyou for entertaining us, Schumi. The statistics freaks in the mainstream media will recall how many races, how many poles, how many fastest-laps. Those are irrelevant here, because I just want to say Thankyou; you were simply the best, as Tina Turner might have sung just for you :-)

We tifosi had all hoped that you might achieve the eighth world championship, but that was not to be, the blown engine (not your fault) in Japan scuppered that dream. But we all enjoyed your last race, fighting forward from the very rear was ever the mark of a true racer.

Now others will race Formula 1. None will achieve all the records you broke, but they will take over the headlines and the perennial hype of the mainstream TV reporting.

Sic transit gloria (monday?) :-(


Sunday, October 22, 2006

The Rule of History

Mostly, I was pretty lousy at history lessons in school, but I have now found the ideal aide memoire. It is in the form of a craftsmen's foldable ruler, extending to 2 meters when unfolded, and bears the threads of history of the last 2000 years on a scale of 1 millimeter to the year. I have pictured it below.

On the one side, which I shall arbitrarily call the front, the rule is subdivided into eras : Late Antiquity (0-380 AD), Christianity (380-580), Islam (600-770), Early Middle Ages (780-980), High Middle Ages (980-1180), late Middle Ages (1200-1380), Renaissance(1400-1480) and Reformation (1480-1580), Baroque Enlightenment (1600-1780) and Modern Times (1800-2000); see photo above.

As shown in the photo below, within each of the eras three threads are displayed in parallel, these being Mind, Power and The Arts. Thus we can see that the Church Fathers (in the Mind thread) were contemperary with the Circensian Games (Arts thread), both beginning about 30 years after Nominated Emperors (Power thread).

On the other side, which I have arbitrarily called the reverse, the rule is labelled by significant events, ten to twelve per century, as shown in the third picture, below. The fourth photo shows the events we get when we flip the Reformation Era section (which indicates "Colonisation" in the Power thread).

Here we read that in 1431 Joan of Arc was burned at the stake (sp?), in 1487 the manual of Witchhunting ( Malleus Mallificarum, of which I have a facsimile copy) was published using Gutenberg's movable type (1448), and the era of "westward ho!" colonisation began in 1492, when Columbus set sail for India ;-)

Which brings me to my only point of mild criticism. Certainly the ruler has a very European emphasis and has an overdose of things significant to christian church historians. America gets but few mentions, examples are : 1752 Ben Franklin (lightning conductor), 1855 Walt Whitman (Leaves of Grass), 1910 (Ford Tin Lizzy) and 1969 (Woodstock). The earliest mention of things american, albeit implicit, was something for which the USA will live in iniquity for ever : 1662, the introduction of nightgowns ;-) Neither the Gettysburg address nor the Declaration of Independence get a mention, although the Boston Tea party does. Colonialist emphasis indeed ;-)

The rule's authors' profiles can be read at the publisher's website. The ruler is available in the following languages: German, English, Spanish, French and Italian. The MeterMorphosen online shop-frame for ordering one (in English) is here. Enjoy !

The ISBN number is 3934657206, should you want to order it from Amazon.de :-)
Oh and incidentally, it also measures in meters AND in feet and inches ;-)


Wednesday, October 18, 2006

80 today! Happy Birthday, Chuck!

Chuck Berry turns 80 today; happy birthday, Chuck!

And thanks for all those Rhythm and Blues; My top ten are (inter alia) :-

  1. My Ding-a-Ling
  2. Sweet little 16
  3. Memphis Tennesee
  4. Maybelline
  5. Hail, hail, rock and roll
  6. Carol
  7. Johnny B. Goode
  8. Havana Moon
  9. Come On
  10. Around and around etc etc.

But best of all, 'cos this one goes to eleven, is "Roll Over Beethoven"...


Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Sleeping Beauty's Castle (1334 a.D)

Grimms' fairy tales were based on real locations, most of which are just 40 miles cross country from where we live. So when our friend Doris came from Alaska to stay for a week, this was one of the places she just had to see!

The castle has huge grounds, now an indigenous animal reserve. Wild goats, bison, tame donkeys, wild horses, feral pigs, lynx (= feral wildcats), we got to see them all, and our bulldog enjoyed herself thoroughly learning all those great new smells :-)

Sleeping Beauty's Castle is actually called the Sababurg and is just a few miles from the meandering river Weser nearby. Nowadays the building is used as a romantic fairytale hotel and the cooking is excellent there in the hotel's restaurant. Try it !


Sunday, October 15, 2006

Folks, here's something gross to look at between meals, and reflect a bit(e). . . . .


Friday, October 13, 2006

Paraskevidekatriaphobia ;-)

Paraskevidekatriaphobia ;-) What a big word! It means "Fear of Friday the 13th" and it is not restricted to movie criticism ;-)
This particular Friday the 13th is to be regarded with doubled suspicion since, if you add up the digits of 13-10-2006 (or 10-13-2006 if you are reading this from the sinister side of the pond) you will see they sum to 13 too! Summing the digits of 13 gets you 4 and these two (13,4) numbers have an interesting property, outlined below. BTW, the number of letters in Paraskevidekatriaphobia is 23, the number of the Illuminati;-)

Pick a number, any integer, as big as you like. I looked at page 13 of our local telephone book and took the 13th number (0)5292-1284, which happened to be a nearby neighbor. Chop off the trailing digit, multiply it by the 4 mentioned above and add the result to the remaining number (e.g. 5292128+4*4=5292144). Repeat until the final remainder becomes <13. ( Thus 529214+4*4 = 529230 -> 52923+0 -> 52923 -> 5292+12=5304 -> 530+16 = 546 ->54+24=78 which is obviously divisible by 13 (6*13=78). In fact if this repetition train gives you an answer divisible by 13, then so too was the original number divisible by 13 regardless of its size ;-) Try it!

What else is there to know about Friday the 13th? The original bad-luck Friday the 13th was a religious myth. Amongst the Norse gods it happened on Freja's day (friday) : 12 gods were having party in Valhalla when in strode the uninvited 13th guest, the mischievous god Loki. Inside, Loki set up Hoder (blind god of darkness) to shoot Balder (god of joy and gladness) with a mistletoe-tipped arrow, thus killing all joy in the world. There is another explanation too. It was on Friday the 13th October 1307 when hundreds of Knights Templar were simultaneously arrested (by King Philip IV of France) and tortured until admitting heresy, for which the penalty was death (fundamentalist Christians are so forgiving!). Christians are so convinced that all fridays are unlucky they call it a Good Friday when the worst thing that happens is that their favourite god gets killed!

More signs of bad luck? Fidel Castro was born on a Friday the 13th, bad for the US. There were originally 13 colonies which unified to become the original USA. So those unlucky enough to be Americans have grounds for mistrusting the number 13 :-

In the Great Seal of the United States there are

  • 13 levels of the truncated pyramid,
  • 13 letters in the phrase "E Pluribus Unum",
  • 13 letters in the phrase "Annuit Coeptis",
  • 13 stars above the Eagle,
  • 13 leaves on the olive branch,
  • 13 olives on the olive branch,
  • 13 arrows held by the Eagle,
  • and 13 bars on the shield.
  • There are also 13 characters in the name "George.W.Bush",
  • just as there are 13 letters in the phrase "Fail miserably" :-(

Have a nice day ;-)


Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Blooperman's Fizziks :-(

The Physics of Superheroes, by James Kakalios. Just last thursday - at Frank Chalk's request - I was ranting about the low numbers of people in tertiary education here in Germany. But it is not just here that we have problems, which I shall illustrate by a book review.

Geek that I am, I read textbooks for enjoyment (and sometimes for edification ;-). But nothing annoys me more than textbooks with elementary mistakes in them. Like this!

I've just started reading "The Physics of Superheroes", by James Kakalios, who is a professor at the school of Physics and Astronomy at the University of Minnesota. He is also an ardent fan of american superhero comics, about which he seems to know more. He combines both subjects in this book, teaching physics by asking comic-hero questions. Having gotten as far as completing chapter one, I am wondering whether I should continue though, because chapter one makes a major blooper :-(

I have written to the author twice, and to his publisher, pointing out the errors in his mathematics but have gotten no reply (whatever happened to politeness?). The publisher has an errata page on the internet, but that merely lists trivial typos. So what does one do when authors and publishers don't respond? One writes a book review and hopes for some response; at least potential book-buyers are then warned. Now my criticism may be wrong of course, but, since I shall correct HIS example here online, my workings are open for all to see and all my readers (currently > 1000 daily) are welcome to correct me if I have screwed up, in which case I shall apologise publicly to the author. However I maintain that the mistake is his, I'll let you judge.

What are my qualifications for writing this, you may ask? Well, I did an honours degree in Physics 40 years ago, and still remember some of it ;-)

In chapter one of the aforementioned book Kakalios asks us to deduce the gravity on Superman's home planet Krypton, and calculates the result as being 15g himself. I disagree with this result and so will run through his example here:- Kakalios writes that in the very first Superman comic (1938) he "could leap tall buildings in a single bound". (NB: This was before Superman had volitional flight which came in later comics). In 1938 a tall building might have measured 660 feet (~201 meters). Kakalios then calculates Superman's take-off speed correctly using the simple formula V2=2*g*h as (62.8)*(62.8) = 2*9.81*201, so V = 62.8 m/s (= 206 fps). Now Kakalios looks at the take-off phase (when Superman is accelerating to 206 fps) and then pulls a number out of the air stating that this is ¼ second long. But this is patently wrong as anyone who has ever jumped can deduce. Using this arbitrary ¼ second he calculates Superman's acceleration as 62.8/¼ = 251 m/sec2 = 25.5 Gees. Kakalios then generously claims Superman can apply 70% more force than his own weight, and divides by this to get 15 Gees as the surface gravity of Krypton.

A plausibility check shows that the take-off phase would be (62.8 / 2) * ¼ or about 8 meters long, so Superman must have VERY long legs indeed (remember his feet must be in contact with the ground for him to exert a force which will accelerate him). And so Kakalios' calculation is obviously bullshit, as I have just shown !

I claim that we can use the same formula to calculate Superman's acceleration - we do not need to guess an arbitrary ¼ second - and we can get a correct result :-)

Whilst in the take-off phase - feet in contact with the ground - Superman can raise his centre-of-gravity by some two feet (0.6 meters) as anybody can try out for themselves. Over these two feet he must reach his take-off velocity of 62.8 m/s. Using the same formula V2=2*g*h we get :- (62.8)*(62.8) = 2* g * 0.6 , and therefore g = 3286.5 m/sec2 = 335 Gees. Using Kakalios 70% force figure, we calculate that the surface gravity of Krypton is 197 Gees. Incidentally, Superman's take-off phase takes just 20 milliseconds and not the arbitrary ¼ second which Professor Kakalios claims. Back to Physics 101, Professor!

Now, given that chapter one of the professor's book takes 12 pages to do what we have just done in ½ page, and that it contains just one worked example, and that one worked example is WRONG, and that chapter 2 (on page 36) uses this wrong result in the next example, let me ask you, dear readers, whether you would bother reading the rest of Kakalios' first book? ;) I rest my case m'lud.

Frank, does this help answer your question about the state of tertiary education?


Saturday, October 7, 2006

Careless Drivers, and other comments...

There has been quite a flurry of comments about last sunday's blog-entry on my close shave whilst out motorcycling the previous friday. I summarise:-

About half were from fellow motorcyclists with (hilarious) anecdotes of their own near misses. Probably the moost(!) funny was from Canadian Doug Alder :-

re:  Marriage was almost the death of me!  I'm so glad you made it through 
buddy. As soon as you mentioned the trail of cans I knew just what was 
coming having been through a few close ones like that myself (one in 
particular comes to mind - sharp left hander - just past the apex of the 
curve and out of sight at the start there was a fully grown bull moose 
standing in the middle of the highway and I was going like a bat out of 
hell leaned right over knee close to dragging. If that moose had moved 
more than a few centimeters I wouldn't be writing this today. A buddy 
who was a few hundred feet behind me swears he saw my helmet brush the 
moose's beard. 
To this day I don't know how I made it through without crashing. )
Some emails were however, admonitory : I should have known that wedding cars almost always trail a snake of tin cans and stopped until it had passed. That's true, I guess, I just didn't think it through in those few seconds. Most emails pointed out that by far the majority (~75%) of motorcycle accidents are caused by careless car drivers taking your right-of-way, 'failing to see you', and general carelessness and stupidity. The latter is certainly true, so I've made a small collage of roadside crosses for careless car drivers, all within 5 miles of where we live :-( Clickable thumbnails

A couple of the emails had wedding anecdotes and jokes. Here's one from a Turkish (moslem) eFriend, living in Germany (and well integrated) since 3 decades:-

(Turkish) father to daughter(12) :  "Hurry up, Aishe, and pack your bags, 
because we're all going to Turkey for a week to attend a wedding there and 
I'll be a rich, rich man there!"
Aishe (his 12 year old daughter) : "OK, OK. Who's getting married?"
Father : "You are!" ;-)

Boom boom!!!

Big new this week from the USA : Having now got to the bottom of this page - as Oscar Wilde might have said - let me relay to you that NASA astronomers are now reporting that there is a new big dark spot on Uranus ;-) In fact it is so big that here on Earth the spot on Uranus would cover ¾ of the USA let alone a minor (web-)page. For this reason it will be named after florida republican Mark Foley ;-)

And news from Rome : the Pope is likely to rush limbo (sic!) off the list of dogma.


Thursday, October 5, 2006

Tertiary education in Germany today :-(

O n Tuesday I mentioned having benefitted from a tertiary education 40 years ago (tertiary = first degree). So I'll stay with the theme of education today. Frank Chalk has an excellent blog on the tribulations of teaching in secondary schools, I refer you to that for a good read, it's one I read regularly. But I want to focus today on the currently deplorable state of tertiary education here in Germany and subject you to one of my usual rants about miserable education nowadays :-(

The proportion of Germans getting a first degree during the period 2000 to 2004 sank from 20.6 to 19.3 % of people of the same age This is bad as a trend (-6%) and as an absolute value. In a recent OECD study of education in the 30 leading industrial nations, the OECD average was 34.8%; only Austria, the Czeck Republic and Turkey were worse. Bearing in mind the sinking numbers of young people we have ( -14%, compared with -6% in the OECD) in absolute terms, there is no way we are going to be able to meet the forthcoming demand for well qualified graduates. In fact the proportion of German graduates in the OECD study has sunk already from 6.8% to 5.7%, a matter of concern IMHO. University registrations imply that it will sink to 3.6% by 2014. Only the USA will have a lower percentage of graduates!

Thus it is becoming increasingly attractive for foreign students to study in Germany. The proportion of foreign students in Germany has risen by 39% since 2000. Of those students who study abroad, 10% do so in Germany. Only the USA (22%) and the UK(11%) have larger numbers, probably due to their language advantage.

The situation gets better when we look at postgrads studying for their doctorates. 2.1% of their age-groups get their doctorate, a number exceeded only in Switzerland and Sweden. However, Germany still only spends 5.3% of its GNP on education (the OECD average is 5.9%). Since the wealth of a nation correlates positively with the education level of the people living there it would be sensible for Germany to at least keep educational spending at its present level even when the number of people being educated sinks (-14%), as I mentioned above.

The fact that many of our secondary school teachers and tertiary teaching staff are all getting old and due to retire soon will only exacerbate the problem, IMHO.

/End of rant for today; I leave you to draw your own conclusions.


Tuesday, October 3, 2006

40 years on: City physics alumni regathered.

e were fortunate enough to benefit from a tertiary education. So, exactly 40 years after the day we handed in our theses for our B.Sc.(Hons) in Physics back in september of 1966, we got back together again for a reunion party. Thanks to Google, Google Scholar, etc. I had managed to find all but three of the City alumni.

I recognised about half of them, the others I had to ask. Some had remarried, so I was seeing their new wives for the first time. Forty years is a looooong time, but we soon got back into 1966 mode, picking up where we left off, and finding out what everyone had made of their careers over the past four decades. I am happy to report everyone healthy and all had had (and some are still having) successful careers.

I rarely speak English these days, just reading and writing it, so initially I had problems with some of their (regional) accents. Also I found my vocabulary has shrunken and I have a rather germanic sentence structure. In fact it took me a whole day to get up to speed again in spoken English. Oops! "England expects ..." indeed!

The reunion was held in Bristol (on the river Avon) which I also saw for the first time. Coincidentally they are celebrating 200 years of Isambard Kingdom Brunel there now. Brunel was an english engineer famous in the early 19th century for e.g. the Thames Tunnel, the Great Western Railway, and several bridges and steamships. So we took the opportunity to go see some of his works, e.g. the Clifton suspension bridge, the steel slaving steamship SS Great Britain etc. What a really talented and productive man Brunel was! We also visited Bristol's technology museum which showed local technologies of the 20th century too, like the Bristol cars and the aircraft engines.

It turns out that four of our alumni had emigrated to Canada (and I to Germany) but the rest had stayed in the UK, suffering under Tony B.Liar and so were looking for someone else to take over at the helm of the SS Great Britain. I volunteered ;-)
We enjoyed a pub lunch and saw the replica of the ship used by John Cabot to explore Newfoundland in 1497. Someone even tried to join in Bristol City's clubbing scene ;-) Politely, I shall draw a veil over the somewhat drunken saturday party, thanks A & M; 'twas really a thoroughly enjoyable weekend! Great to see all the old alumni again.

On the way home I went to New Milton to see Sammy Miller who has a magnificent motorcycle museum in the New Forest. What a fantastic time I had. Thanks everyone!


Sunday, October 1, 2006

Marriage was almost the death of me!

Not our own, you understand, somebody else's ;-)
Friday afternoon, sunny warm weather, so I was out riding my motorcycle up in the foothills to lake Diemel. Along the east coast of the lake the road twists and turns through tight S-bends, cliffs on the right and a steep drop to the lake on the left. It's great fun whistling through the Esses.

Occasionally you can glimpse through the corners for up to a hundred yards. I saw a convoy of wedding cars coming in the other direction, led by the bride and groom's car, bonnet decorated with flowers and white ribbons as usual, so I slowed down to wave at them and hoot when they passed. Lucky I chose to do so, as you will read!

I was peeling off into a left-hander of the Esses as the bridal car came around it, in what was for them a right-hander. We drive on the right here in Germany. It turns out the bridal car was trailing a 5 meter string of tin cans behind it, making a racket like a two-stroke four on the overrun. As the bridal car took his sharp right-hander the string of cans continued in a straight line as dictated by Newton's law of inertia:-(

So here I came, cranking into the left-hander, one hand off the bar to wave to the happy couple, when the snake of tin cans whipped across into my side of the road :-(

I can assure you, dear readers, it took all of my 45 years of motorcycling experience and quite a bit of magic to put the bike through the one foot gap between the end of that snaking chain and the face of the cliff! Then I ground the edge off my left boot getting the bike around the corner without hitting anything. The next two cars in the wedding convoy nearly twitched into the lakeside fence, thinking I might hit them. Good job I was going slower than usual as I had seen the bridal convoy coming!

So I took a coffee-break at the nearby lakefront cafe´ just to calm my nerves. And I told Tina (the landlady there) sarcastically "Marriage was almost the death of me!"




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